eNtry #004 :: heY moMma. It's show'n'tell tiMe!::

I'm fascinated by the emerGeNt NeW worLd oRdeR...
I'm fascinated by the Wal-Mart generatIon and itS incestuous little gene pool that swings somewhere between the trailer park and the gutteR...
I'm fascinated by naked ambition and the sheer perversity of belief in your own fucking genius, and bY faceLess CEO's < with bottomless cheque books> and a main-line into asian sweatbox kitchen troika economies...

I'm fascinaTed suRe, enouGH to speNd my damN existence punChiNG hoLes inTO thIS blaNk compuTEr scReen:: tryiNg desperaTely to maKe some vagUe senSe oF thIS urbaN junGLe in whicH I haVe no choiCe BUT to resIDe.
MeaNWHILE www.littlemissstrange.blogspot.com
well, she stalKs amongst bleaChed stONe statues aND chanCey interluDes with strangErs crawlINg froM taxiS...
{Half your goddamN luck, baBe).

But, the truTH iS, aNd it's pretty fuNNy, reaLLy, becaUSe I'm cHafiNg to wriTE THE seMInaL globaL oBITUARY...
Y'know....froM the aSHEs of a woRLD- nOW- lonG- forgoTTeN....rah, rah, rah...
WHO haSn'T goT one foot in the buNKeR aND the oTher...well...readY to high-TaIL the heLL ouT of heRe?
< SOMEWHERE. ANYWHERE >

:: I'M SO nauseatEd by tHE imaGe oF MichaEl MooRe right noW ::

The whiTe-coLLar-pOSteR boY is abOUT as popuLar as...
well, BolShIe Bush, pRe-NoVembeR eLecTiON....
ApparentLy, Mikey's set uP a "War RooM" to monitoR potentiaL defamaTIoN fodder.

Look, I admIRe the guY, I kinda enJOy the controVersial eDge hE proVides, beating hiS cheST and HowLING with indigNatiON aT anYoNE tHaT piCks on "the little guY".
I THINK A MOORE CloNiNG FACILITY WOULD SLIP BEAUTIFULLY INTO THIS NEW WORLD ORDER.
He haS glowINg attribuTes tO poliCe the gloBe...
ALthouGh I poNder how frequently he wakes in a pool of sweAt wonderinG if "today is the day..." > and wHo's actually ordered "the bloody Hit"....

Okay...Okay... enouGH already!
I just waNT to say:: Mikey, congratuLatiONS, duDe...
Keep Up tHe gooD woRk!

You're the barometer of publiC opIniON.
JournOs are sweatINg...
The WhiTe hOUSe iS sweaTinG...
ThoSe fanCy littLe diebold-touCh-sCreeN votING maChiNes aRe quiverINg with antiCiPatiON...

GOD BLESS AMERICA!
GOD BLESS THE SACRAMENT OF DEMOCRACY...
GOD BLESS FLINT, BABY!
THE FARENHEIT'S ABOUT TO SOAR AND EVERYTHING FEELS JUST DANDY....

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